Who are yer?

Hiya! I'm Kelly, and working from my little shedquarters down by the beach on the Fylde Coast, I frig about flogging Naughty Treats for Good Dogs.

We, (I say we as if it's a b*stard empire, it's just me and Resident BasicBxtches Honey the pugalier and Bisto the Frenchie) and we are, if you haven't guessed already, a little bit naughty, so, if yer easily offended, or not old enough to see all these swears... f*ck off.

I'm currently studying Animal Management at college, and I organise group dog walks and social events.

I also chat to some boss babes on a half-arsed attempt at a podcast: Lipsticks Dog Show- B*tches with biscuits, banter and chatting (the dog's) b*llocks.

I also like cake, watching murder interrogations footage and wallowing in neurotic intrusive thoughts.

What's the score with postage?

I'm not Amazon like, and can't be doing with free postage- it ends up where I'm bloody paying you to have me bits!

So - the best I can do at the minute is Royal Mail 2nd Class tracked at £3.99.

Please be aware that raw stuff can only be posted in the U.K due to a few rules about animal by-products.

Your bits will be posted out same day, on orders that are made before midday - Mon-Fri, otherwise, hold yer horses.

 I'll send over an  email with a confirmation and tracking details when your bits have been dispatched.

If your parcel is delayed/stolen, don't kick off on me, because I didn't do it. I will however, work with you to contact the couriers on your behalf, because I'm not a d*ck.

How do I kick off / send stuff back?

Right, well, to be fair, I hope you don't, but you know, sometimes things can go a bit squiffy.

When you buy BasicBxtch stuff, I really do hope you  like it. I'm a proper people pleaser, I thrive off other's approval. If, for some reason you're not happy when your treats arrive then no probs, I will accept returns for a refund/swap as long as the item has been unopened/unused.

Just give me a shout within 14 days of it arriving, otherwise I'll just tell you to do one. Refunds will be sorted within 7 days of me getting the item back, and will be sent back to the original payment method.

You'll need to cover postage to return any items unless we have come to some other arrangement.

 Any questions, just email me at: Kelly@BasicBxtch.com and we'll sort that sh*t out!

Do you sell wholesale?

Yes deffo!

In fact, our best-seller, the (in)famous B*llock Lolly is now only available to buy from our selected stockists.

If you fancy taking a look at our price list (don't be a sh*tebag though and ask for it if you have no interest other than to be a nosy b*ellend, because that's sh*thouse behaviour)

or if you just want to have a gab about what bits would work best  in your store, then give me a shout at:

 Kellly@BasicBxtch.com!

HundHaus

Blackpool Enterprise Centre

Lytham Road

Blackpool

FY4 1EW

Email: Kelly@BasicBxtch.com